Men are simple creatures I think. They really dont gossip a whole bunch, or ask for much from life. (of course every man is different and I am not trying to put them into one catergory, but most men I know are pretty simple) Most men are happy w/ a clean house, good dinner and a nice rub down, make a good smack on the ass fallowed w/ some booty. I have some friends I will call them Barney and Betty. Well Betty and Barney have trust issues (bad trust issues) they cant even leave the house w/out a fight. So Betty does not allow cable tv in fear of Barney seeing pretty girls and jacking off, Betty also doesnt allow magizines w/ pretty girls, or any drinking of alcohol. And Barney is very abusive. Now maybe I am wrong but I feel like if Betty would lightin up and let Bareny watch tv and jack off if he freakin feels like (by god masturbation is not a crime) then maybe she wouldnt get the crap kicked out of her. Or maybe i should mind my own beez wax! Anyways I am bored and just looking for something to write about. LoL have a nice night ya'll. xoxox Tara

New President!
News just in America have named the next two candidates for the forthcoming election, they are the donkey from shrek and Arnold Swarzenegger. Our reports indicate that Homer Simpson and Kermit the frog were pipped at the post.

"Mr Swarzenegger have you anything to say about your rival?" "I will crush his lazy, smelly body and raise the flag of The United States of Americana!" "America you mean sir" "Yes Americana"

"And you Mr Donkey, not being of the same species do you think your in with a chance?"

"Well if they let a pussy like Swarzenegger be governor of California, and an dick like Bush be president surely they would let an ass like me rule the fuckin world!"
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Upset!!!
Upset

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . You explain the 3 kids."

So today I went to the college I want to attend, and talked to them a little. They will mail me the application and if everything goes well (which means I'm smart enough to attend) I can start in August! Thats the same month thats Maddelyn starts preschool so I will beable to drive her to school and such! It will workout great! I can take Maddlyn and Austin to school (she's not old enough to ride the bus) drop SW off at work and head to school. Plus I will be going 8-12 so I will beable to get a part time job as well! The thing is I need to go ahead and get a job! So I stopped and applied at a mexican resturant today and the people seemed nice and to really like me! so hopefully I will get that job! I applied at a local grocery store too! I am getting nervous about my diet. I keep thinking about the food I cant eat. Which I shouldnt do. I think I am going to post pictures of swim suit models all over the fridge so it will encourage me to get into swim suit condition! How exciting! My life is getting so much better! Anyways I'm going to go post on everyone elses blogs. muahz! Hope everyone elses life is going as great as mine!

I love to start things, but hardly ever finish them. I have great intentions, and I really want to do these things... but i guess fear gets the best of me. I have a horrible fear of failing. I've applied to atleast 3 different colleges. I pass the test to get in days before I am supose to attend I decide the timing is bad. Even though the timing is fine. I really want to be better. I want to go to school. What if I cant do it. What if I'm not as smart as i think and just end up getting sw and me into a bunch of debt? What a horrible fear. I really dont know what to do! I need a push. I need to be reminded I only have so much time. I have to do this now. Like dieting. If we stop by mcdonalds and no one says Tara remember you diet dear I'll get a double cheese burger. I feel like I've ruined my diet then and quit. I have to be pushed and forced. I am going to try really hard this time but feel free to stop by and say hey fat ass no more cheese burgers k dear? lol. or Get off of blog stream and go study dumbass! I'll love you for it! I'll let you know how it goes!

I feel real good tonight! Made a great dinner put the kids to be early and steven and me are just relaxing! Tomorrow I go apply at school and saturday I start my diet! So I am really really excited about all this! This is the most positive change I've made in a while! Hope everyone else is having a good night and I hope you all love this song!