New President!
News just in America have named the next two candidates for the forthcoming election, they are the donkey from shrek and Arnold Swarzenegger. Our reports indicate that Homer Simpson and Kermit the frog were pipped at the post.

"Mr Swarzenegger have you anything to say about your rival?" "I will crush his lazy, smelly body and raise the flag of The United States of Americana!" "America you mean sir" "Yes Americana"

"And you Mr Donkey, not being of the same species do you think your in with a chance?"

"Well if they let a pussy like Swarzenegger be governor of California, and an dick like Bush be president surely they would let an ass like me rule the fuckin world!"
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Upset!!!
Upset

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . You explain the 3 kids."

So today I went to the college I want to attend, and talked to them a little. They will mail me the application and if everything goes well (which means I'm smart enough to attend) I can start in August! Thats the same month thats Maddelyn starts preschool so I will beable to drive her to school and such! It will workout great! I can take Maddlyn and Austin to school (she's not old enough to ride the bus) drop SW off at work and head to school. Plus I will be going 8-12 so I will beable to get a part time job as well! The thing is I need to go ahead and get a job! So I stopped and applied at a mexican resturant today and the people seemed nice and to really like me! so hopefully I will get that job! I applied at a local grocery store too! I am getting nervous about my diet. I keep thinking about the food I cant eat. Which I shouldnt do. I think I am going to post pictures of swim suit models all over the fridge so it will encourage me to get into swim suit condition! How exciting! My life is getting so much better! Anyways I'm going to go post on everyone elses blogs. muahz! Hope everyone elses life is going as great as mine!

I love to start things, but hardly ever finish them. I have great intentions, and I really want to do these things... but i guess fear gets the best of me. I have a horrible fear of failing. I've applied to atleast 3 different colleges. I pass the test to get in days before I am supose to attend I decide the timing is bad. Even though the timing is fine. I really want to be better. I want to go to school. What if I cant do it. What if I'm not as smart as i think and just end up getting sw and me into a bunch of debt? What a horrible fear. I really dont know what to do! I need a push. I need to be reminded I only have so much time. I have to do this now. Like dieting. If we stop by mcdonalds and no one says Tara remember you diet dear I'll get a double cheese burger. I feel like I've ruined my diet then and quit. I have to be pushed and forced. I am going to try really hard this time but feel free to stop by and say hey fat ass no more cheese burgers k dear? lol. or Get off of blog stream and go study dumbass! I'll love you for it! I'll let you know how it goes!

I feel real good tonight! Made a great dinner put the kids to be early and steven and me are just relaxing! Tomorrow I go apply at school and saturday I start my diet! So I am really really excited about all this! This is the most positive change I've made in a while! Hope everyone else is having a good night and I hope you all love this song!

Nothing much happen today. I went to walmart, and I thought alot about school. I want to go apply to go tomorrow so I can start back ASAP. I also thought alot about starting a diet. I've been holding on to this baby weight long enough and i am ready to look good in a 2 piece again. I see the way SW looks at thin girls and I want him to look at me like that again. I am not completely obeiest but I am getting up there. I dont like myself this way and I am ready to make a change. We talked about the diet I am going on and I am excited about this. I am just redoing my whole life. I love it. I'm really excited about this change in my life! On family issues everythings good. I have one tiny problem w/ the kids sharing toys. Austin doesnt like the babies touching his things. He throws a fit about ANYTHING they touch. Some things i agree w/ his playstation and such. But little things like his cars and things I think the kids should be allowed to play with. Well carter recently got given to very nice hot wheels. they are collectables w/ rubber tires and Austin really likes them. Carter likes them too but he's a baby and doesnt understand they are really nice. Austin takes them and hides them and really doesnt like Carter playing w/ them at all. I dont know if I should take the cars and tell Austin he cant play w/ them b/c Carter cant play w/ his things. Or just ignore him. If you have any advice I would gladdly take it! Love you!